A LESSON IN ECONOMICS

It is a slow day in a little Greek Village. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the village, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the €100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the €100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the €100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

The guy at the Farmers’ Co-op takes the €100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna. The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him “services” on credit. The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the €100 note.

The hotel proprietor then places the €100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the €100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town. No one produced anything. No one earned anything.

However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, friends, is how the bailout package works!!

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4 thoughts on “A LESSON IN ECONOMICS

  1. Thank you for this. Terrific vignette!

    And well, yes, that’s how a bailout works. Except that in real life, the bailout isn’t an interest-free loan. The Lender wants his 5 or 6 or 7% back along with the original capital. So just paying off the debt doesn’t solve the problem for the sleeping Greek Village, or for any other indebted country. In this scenario, the bailout money doesn’t help create new jobs, so even if the debt is paid, the hotel manager/butcher/farmer/street worker just have to start the whole borrowing process over again, this time with even less money.

    The tight rope the government of any indebted country has to walk is not only to implement the reduction of debt (under the code name of “austerity”) but also to create new jobs (code name “stimulus.”)

    On first hearing, I thought George Osborne’s November pre-budget statement was brilliant in balancing these two demands. The failure of the Supercommittee in the United States suggests that America has reached a total stale-mate between the two sides, with the age-old political solution of compromise completely evading them.

  2. A good read…
    But, unfortunately the village Mayor owes money to the next village…

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